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orchidassassin:

babygoatsandfriends:

eccentwrit:

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,
BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE

oh god theres more

I actually was inspired by this post the other night and started writing; all I have is a verse and a chorus: 
He was a goat
And she was a goat
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a Pygmy
She was an Alpine
What else is there to see?
He liked her stature
She’d never say
She thought his breath smelled too much like hay
And all of her friends
Bleated with glee
The futile story this would be
He was a skater goat, she said see you later, goat
He wasn’t goat enough for herd
His fur was such a disgrace and all over the place
He needed to come back down to earth

orchidassassin:

babygoatsandfriends:

eccentwrit:

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

SHEEP HAD A PRETTY FACE,

BUT HER HERD WAS OFF IN SPACE

oh god theres more

I actually was inspired by this post the other night and started writing; all I have is a verse and a chorus: 

He was a goat

And she was a goat

Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a Pygmy

She was an Alpine

What else is there to see?

He liked her stature

She’d never say

She thought his breath smelled too much like hay

And all of her friends

Bleated with glee

The futile story this would be

He was a skater goat, she said see you later, goat

He wasn’t goat enough for herd

His fur was such a disgrace and all over the place

He needed to come back down to earth

So, I ask to the women who are still not sure about rape culture, patriarchy, or male supremacy, if you see the problem behind a culture in which “no” is punishable, but where failure to say “no” makes any violation of your personhood your own fault. When you sit back for a moment and think to yourself that surely you can say no to men, and that I am blowing things way out of proportion, then at least do this test within your own life: Start saying No more often when No is what you really want to say. Establish firm boundaries with men and do not let up. See if the male you are saying no to immediately stops and respects your boundary, or if his automatic response, reflexive—as though he’s been learning how to do this since he was a boy, as though he sees no other response more logical than this—is to attempt to do what you have just asked him not to do to you. Notice how you feel when telling a man “no” as well. Do you feel butterflies in your stomach? Do you feel guilty (denying him his right of access to you)? Do you feel mean? Do you feel unsure at all as to whether or not you have the right to tell him no? It is very easy to feel that men are not so bad when you are still making sure to give them what they want.

Looking Male Supremacists Dead in Their Dead Eyes (The Boner Busters Takedown)

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)